January 07
Will someone please explain to me...
...why some assron* would dump their Christmas tree in my front yard?
The city recycles trees for free. The recycling center is five minutes from my house. The tree was heavy enough that maybe some "neighbor" who doesn't have an appropriate vehicle just dragged it out of their house in the dead of night and picked a convenient yard.
There are some other "could bes", but I'll leave them as an exercise for the reader.
The other annoyance is that my truck is out of service. So I had to put a tarp in the back of the rented Grand Cherokee and stuff the damn tree in. Of course it was just slightly too long so I had to cut the top of the tree off.
To add injury to insult, when I was angrily tossing the tree onto the pile at the recycling center, I took a jab from the top of someone else's tree right in the xyphoid process. It still hurts.
People annoy the hell out of me sometimes.
*An assron is someone who is the combination of an asshole and a moron.
The city recycles trees for free. The recycling center is five minutes from my house. The tree was heavy enough that maybe some "neighbor" who doesn't have an appropriate vehicle just dragged it out of their house in the dead of night and picked a convenient yard.
There are some other "could bes", but I'll leave them as an exercise for the reader.
The other annoyance is that my truck is out of service. So I had to put a tarp in the back of the rented Grand Cherokee and stuff the damn tree in. Of course it was just slightly too long so I had to cut the top of the tree off.
To add injury to insult, when I was angrily tossing the tree onto the pile at the recycling center, I took a jab from the top of someone else's tree right in the xyphoid process. It still hurts.
People annoy the hell out of me sometimes.
*An assron is someone who is the combination of an asshole and a moron.